1) (Yelling to the side) "Hey, what are you doing over there? Get off that! (To me.) Sorry about that. We have the dumbest kid in town."
2) "I'm sorry, but those penalties were bullshit. We had the officiating crew from hell."
3) "Josh! You're in my personal space!" (Later on in the same call) "Guys, come on! Back away from me! You're in my personal space! I need some room here!"
And as an aside, what is that smell?