They should make a horror movie with the Burger King guy as the killer. While most corporate mascots are nice and cuddly, The Burger King is freakish and scary. The one where he shows up behind a tree a lumberjack cuts down gets me the most. It's almost like you expect The King to murder the guy with an axe and then take his hamburger back. I like the football one because it's not everyday you see a guy with an unhelmeted, oversized plastic head catch a pass and run for a touchdown with his purple cape flying behind him.
Thank you, Internet.