Saturday, November 19, 2005

Crazy fortune cookies

Last night at work, when I was going to be off at 1 a.m. and knew I wouldn't sleep until about 4 a.m. because the same thing had been done for several previous nights, I get this in a fortune cookie with my dinner...

"Rest has a peaceful effect on your physical and emotional health."

To which I replied, "Screw you and your fortunes of irony." Like I need my dinner telling me what to do.


Blogger Lucas Sayre said...

I assume you know the tradition of adding " bed" at the end of fortunes. It always works.

12:24 AM  
Blogger Daniel Bradley said...

Well, I once got a fortune cookie that said, "Every man has his enemies." Add "in bed," and that sounds violent.

4:57 AM  
Blogger Lucas Sayre said...

...or it sounds philosophical and deep....

8:14 AM  

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