Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Mel Gibson has a beard

Remember when Mel Gibson was normal? You know, the days before "What Women Want?" Who would've thought the guy in "The Man Without a Face" would eventually end up with this on his face...

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Seriously, that lethal weapon has to be living. Considering that he's such a patriot, it's amazing that he's trying to go with the Saddam Hussein look. The signs show it has used its tentacles to wrap around his brain and turn him into a monster. Seeing as he has such a brave heart, I'm sure he will recover. Sure, there might be a conspiracy theory that would implicate that he is trying to show his passion for Christ, but he also might just be trying to be a maverick actor by looking crazy. However, if we were soldiers, we would decide that we must grant him FREEDOM(!) and bring Mel Gibson back to the days of "Forever Young." I'm sure he'd want payback if he actually liked the beard, but what would Mad Max do?


Blogger n said...

he's got like 8 billion kids, too. he's never been normal.

7:35 PM  
Blogger Daniel Bradley said...

Wow, I didn't know that. Plus, his dad has all those writings about how everything is the Jews' fault, and Mel himself has supposedly said some out there things, too. He really kind of freaks me out.

9:36 PM  

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