Don't mess with us
Greetings,
We are Daniel's cats. We have taken him hostage. If you would like for him to live, you must send $50 million dollars and seven bags of cat food. You have 24 hours.
Meow.
We are Daniel's cats. We have taken him hostage. If you would like for him to live, you must send $50 million dollars and seven bags of cat food. You have 24 hours.
Meow.

2 Comments:
oh no! am i too late? dont kill daniel! who else will entertain me in the wee hours of the morning?
He is safe, but fully secured in our secret location. We know who you are, Short One. We do not fear you. Do not try anything.
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