If only it were this easy
Bush: Heh, heh, heh, just throw this Mr. Bradley into Gitmo and tell the boys they can do anything they want to him. He's not going to be a problem anymore.
Alberto Gonzales: Yes, well, sir, it's not that easy.
Bush: Whatayou mean it's not that easy? So what? He's in the palms of our hands. We can do anything we want, no questions asked. Who's his lawyer?
Gonzales: It's...Keller & Keller.
(Cue loud instrumental boom, accompanied by Bush spitting his coffee all over the table and peeing his pants.)
Bush: Wha...wha...whaterwe gonna do?
Gonzales: I think we better quit, Mr. President.
Bush: Good idea.
Enter second-rate actor Robert Vaughn as the Keller & Keller strongman: Call the law offices of Keller & Keller and tell abusive government despots you...mean...business. Dial 1-800-2-KELLER right now!