The Cubs are terrible. They can't hit, can't pitch and they lose by large margins almost everyday. But Michael Barrett is my hero. I mean, who doesn't want to punch A.J. Pierzynski? He's a punk. Everyone at one time or another, even his teammates, have wanted to punch A.J. Pierzynski. Heck, Freud probably determined that the deepest of human desires is to, just once, punch A.J. Pierzynski. Normally, a catcher would not run over a catcher on a play at home plate, but we're talking about A.J. Unfortunately, that's the most hits the Cubs will get all week.