I'll only say this once. If you want to move into first place, please Cubs, get a hit or two when you have the bases loaded and no out. Every team goes into a slump at one time or another during the season, but this, this is a bad time. Seriously, the Brewers are trying to give it to you. You're not planning to kill me again, are you? Maybe not, but over these last few days, you have managed to put me in a perpetual dark mood. Too much good has happened so far to let this crash and burn. But if that's how you want it, I'll have the gasoline ready.